derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(Source: jaredtops)

sennenhallows:

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”

There is no in between.

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

agayboy:

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did